Day 229

 

Day 229, self quarantine:

Thursday, October 29, 2020

Five more days.

I really thought he’d be gone by now.  Every fiber in my body told me he’d be gone.

But I didn’t realize he is Satan.

I should have, but I didn’t.  It wasn’t until his current unchecked cootie super spreader tour across America.

People are dying.

No one stops him.

Every damn day he pulls something else to cheat in this election.

No one stops him.

He’s destroying the United States Post Office.

No one stops him.

“At the behest of Trump campaign official, the Minneapolis police union is recruiting up to 30 former officers to serve as "poll challengers" in "problem" areas across Minneapolis on Election Day.”

This is illegal.

No one stops him.

We have one last chance on Tuesday.

We’ve got to beat him in a landslide or he’s not leaving.

He’ll install himself as dictator and his hideous family will be our new forever government.

Don’t think it won’t happen.

Why?

No one will stop him.

And he knows it.

I mean, if your employee said this, wouldn’t you send him for a mental health evaluation?

"In California, you have a special mask. You cannot under any circumstances take it off. You have to eat through the mask. Right, right, Charlie? It's a very complex mechanism. And they don't realize those germs, they go through it like nothing."

Wut?

Donald said that yesterday at one of his cootie rallies.

He also had a love in yesterday with America’s second biggest asshole/imbecile and Stan Laurel lookalike, Rand Paul.

They both say they’re immune from the virus because they had it and they are rubbing their so called immunity from the virus in the face of America.

They’re insane.

Ew, they make my skin crawl.

Actually, I don’t think Donald had the virus. He had a bad cold and because the news broke that he doesn’t pay taxes and Melania said Fuck Christmas and Fuck the Children, Jared promised him a Superman shirt if he agreed to capitalize on his cold, say it’s the virus, and spend two days in the hospital.

But of course Donald couldn’t even do that right and made the Secret Service take him for a drive to wave at his adoring Nazi supporters.

Oh my god, have you ever seen such physically unattractive people as Donald’s supporters?

The men look Hitleresque but with shaved heads and beer guts, the women are obese with huge breasts hanging to their knees and brassy bleached mullet hairdos from the eighties.

They think they are unstoppable.

Like Donald.

They’re not.

Neither is he.

But we only have one shot.

Vote like your life depends on it.

Because it does.

Happy Thursday.