Monday, May 04, 2020

Day 50

Day 50, self quarantine:

Yikes, it really feels like a regular Monday today.  I’ve got the nausea to prove it.

I woke up at 4:00 this morning feeling off.  No virus symptoms, just a typical I ate too much on a Sunday and am paying for it now.

Ugh, I don’t understand why I still overeat when it makes me feel so vomitatious.  I stopped drinking for the most part two years ago for the same reason and never had any problem giving that up.  Why can’t I do the same with fat and sugar?

Oh yeah.  Because I never really liked the taste of alcohol whereas anything chocolate and all things cheese...

I would “call out sick” today but I’m afraid I’ll be tempted to call out all week...and beyond.

Another reason I may feel this way, and I’m kinda appalled at this, is that I blew a gorgeous weekend and stayed indoors.  I just realized I haven’t been outside since last Sunday.

Uh oh, that isn’t good.  Do I have to worry I’m becoming an agoraphobic now on top of everything else?

I can’t get used to walking and wearing a mask.  It makes me insanely claustrophobic. The idea of putting it on and walking more than a block fills me with anxiety.  I know it’s nuts, believe me.  As I sit here writing about it, I better get my sorry ass outside today and nip it in the bud before it becomes a serious problem.

Oy.  It’s always something with me.

This time last year, it was one month until Eric and Natalie’s wedding and we were excitedly doing a daily countdown.  Omg, can you imagine if they had planned their wedding this year instead?

My heart breaks for the couples who did.

Those two lovebirds moved into their new home this weekend.  I think I’m also a little sad we’re so far away and oh yeah, quarantined.  It’s beyond surreal to not be physically a part of such a major life event.

It was fun catching Eric on television last night for the Philly Loves Music event.  He played some exciting new material from his upcoming record.  What a fantastic weekend of music!  Gary and I watched all three days.  It’s a wonderful organization, providing quick micro grants to help musicians currently out of work.

They’re still taking donations here: https://lovefromphilly.live/

What touched us about the music is that everything was done from the heart.  Most were singing with just an acoustic guitar, coming from their childhood bedrooms where I guess a lot of the musicians have opted to return during the pandemic, either by choice or because the money ran out.

Or maybe some never left in the first place. 😎

I think maybe we’re going to see a renaissance period come out of this, especially once the evil is voted out of the White House and Senate in November.

The common thread between all the performers this weekend was that they are using the down time to make art.

So we should all feel good about that.

I know I love seeing all the pics of freshly baked bread...of artwork...of kids doing actual crafts with their parents...on social media.

There’s a part of me that hopes it never ends.

I know it will,  but I hope we remember what we learned during isolation.

For one thing, relax and take your time.  Just breathe. Unless it’s life threatening, nothing has to be immediate.

When did people get so  short of patience?

I think from the minute faxing and emailing came on the scene, everyone expects an instant response.

The problem is, sometimes fifty people at once are expecting that instant response and we’re only human.

I was sitting at my desk Friday morning and within one minute, I got seven emails, two faxes, three notes on our inner office memo system, and my cell phone rang.

Every single one dealt with something I had to respond to immediately.

I did what any well adjusted person does.  I put my head in my hands and shouted, “I can’t fucking do this!”

But of course I did.  Because that’s what you do if you want to keep a job in 2020.

Yikes.  I’m starting to go down a dark path this morning. Okay, enough of that.

I’m going to take my own advice and breathe.

Really not feeling so swell.

Some days are like that, yes they are.


Sunday, May 03, 2020

Day 49

Day 49, self quarantine:

I overslept again this morning after having a vivid quarantine dream I was in a bar and was feeling drunk and sick but I couldn’t leave because I couldn’t find my server to get the check and pay my tab.

Woo, how many levels of crazy is that to analyze?

So in answer to everyone’s burning question, zero work was done in my proposed garden yesterday.  But I’m not mad.  

Let me explain.

The reason it’s hard to get stuff done around here is that there’s so much to do.  We had an awesome time raising Julie and Eric and couldn’t be bothered with silly things like home maintenance when we could be doing cool things like going to New York for a gig.

I figured doing stuff the right way and finally making every room perfect in this tiny little home would be the next phase of our lives once the kids were grown and had places of their own.  I mean, what else would we do when we were old?

I guess I didn’t realize that there would still be gigs to go to nights and weekends. 

Many, many gigs.

Or that Gary and I would be so exhausted after working a forty hour week that the idea of any other project that could be construed as work in our time off was repugnant.

Yeah, yeah, it’s already been established we’re still children mentally.

Anyway, every conversation about home improvement goes like this:

Me, after surveying the damage to our kitchen floor following a malfunctioning dishwasher:

“We need a new kitchen floor.”

I so want bamboo.  Can you use that in a kitchen?  Gary said something about linoleum from Lowe’s.  Over my dead body.  

But I had other problems.

“First I want to install a new countertop,” Gary said.

Ooh, a new countertop?  Does he even know how?  Can I get granite?  Please don’t tell me you’re making something yourself please don’t tell me you’re making something yourself...

Haha no worries, I would draw the line at that.

“So when are we getting a new countertop?”

“First I want to replace the range hood.”

“Oh.  Okay.  So when...”

“Before we do anything, I need to get up on the roof.”

“I thought we were getting a new roof this spring!”

Oh, right.  It is this spring.

Our house is 110 years old and now on top of everything else, our roof leaks every time it rains heavily.

Did I mention we also desperately need to paint this place?

You guessed it.  Can’t do that, either, with the ever present threat of water damage.

“I’m going up there to put a coat of (I forget what he said) and patch it.”

Omg.

“Why can’t we just get a new roof?”

Oh.  There’s a pandemic.

Also, and I know Gary could give two craps about this, but I would die a thousand deaths - when the roofers, who are friends of Gary are up there, they will see the pit of hell that is our backyard.

Also, there’s no way I can let them back there in its current condition.  They’ll get hurt and we’ll get sued.

Anyway, when it rained the other day, I had to put down a pot to catch the water.  I am so not living like that.

“I know you really want me to start working in the yard but I really need to get up on the roof first,” Gary said to me yet again yesterday morning.

I gulped and my eyes started to fill up.  

“I have everything I need already bought.  It won’t take me long, I promise.”

As much as I hated to concede and temporarily give up the dream, he was right.

Literally  every damn thing that needs to be done around here starts with a roof that doesn’t leak.

So I took a deep breath and gave Gary a look that told him Okay, then get the fuck up there and start patching because trust me, while I’m not confrontational 99% of the time, I have a breaking point and you don’t want to be around me when I reach it.

So he did.

And it rained heavily last night and we had zero water in the house.

I am not going to press him to go out there today.  Hey, he worked his butt off yesterday and he’s all excited to be making Thanksgiving in May dinner tonight - this was his idea and I am so down with that.

But the real reason I’m able to relax about today is that I have an ace in the hole to get him motivated to begin work out there tomorrow and stay out there all week.

Next Sunday is Mother’s Day.

And I’m not able to be with my kids.

Muhahahaha.

(Nobody remind him that due to our kids’ lifestyles, they are always on tour in May and I don’t even remember the last time they were home that time of the year - maybe 2005?)

(Also, shhhh I hate Hallmark holidays.)

Haha, so yeah, I’m pulling the Mothers Day card.  Don’t buy me chocolate, just make me a god damn garden and work out there every day this week so by next Sunday I can at least take a “before“ picture.

Okay, you can buy me chocolate, too.  Because chocolate.

So that’s my plan, and I’m sticking to it.

I just hope I can get Gary outside working before he finds out about the murder hornets.

Oh, you didn’t know about the murder hornets?


Because apparently, Mother Nature hasn’t shown us how pissed she is at us already...

Jesus Effing Christ.  Can’t she just smite Donald, instead?

I will have to pray harder.

Happy Sunday.

Or in my case, Happy Thanksgiving 😎