While I Am Too Scared to Move

 

So as I continue to sit on the sofa this week, hooked up to a heart monitor and scared to move because I now take blood thinners and know someone who hit his head and bled to death while taking them, I wrote a juvenile puff piece for Medium about annoying old people (like me) on Facebook 😎

https://link.medium.com/wDlDxsosNjb