Idiot in Chief 6

Hahahahaha, you’re such a PUSSY, Donald.

Not to mention an international laughingstock.

I doubt Putin would hide in a bunker 😂😂😂

Idiot in Chief 5

STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY CITY, YOU DEMENTIA RIDDEN COOT!

Idiot in Chief 4

I hereby designate cheesecake to be eaten with every meal.

Idiot in Chief 3

He looks better than you, MURDERER.

If you weren’t completely incompetent and dementia ridden and had called for a national quarantine and mandatory masks in January when you KNEW about the virus,102,000 Americans wouldn’t be dead, you ridiculous imbecile.
#TrumpPandemic

The Idiot in Chief 2

How about if you simply stop lying and inciting violence, Dotard?

The idiot in Chief

Sigh...stop talking about your penis, bro.

Day 77

Day 77, self quarantine

I’m broken.

Day 76

Day 76, self quarantine:

Good morning.

It doesn’t seem right to talk about my garden or what I’m having for dinner today.

America is broken.

And I’m sorry, if you’re sitting here complacent this morning and pleased with the monster in the White House, so are you.  You’re future greeters at the Gates to Hell and you will burn in agony for eternity.

I may despise organized religion but I talk to God all the time.

Donald, Lindsey, Rand, Mitch, Gym, Gaetz and the rest of the *sic* Freedom Caucus are mentally ill, but nowhere nearly as mentally ill as their supporters.

They’re laughing at you, you pathetic excuse for humans.

Jesus weeps.

Day 75

Day 75, self quarantine:

Happy Friday!  Today is the best day ever.  I have the day off from work for a Jewish holiday  that celebrates with cheesecake.

This is my kind of religion.

I mean, we all know I am not a fan of organized religion but cheesecake celebrations are next level.  So I wondered how it came to be.

Actually, it’s Shavuot,and Shavuot, like most Jewish holidays, has a food component. On Shavuot we celebrate dairy foods. It is a vegetarian holiday for kosher Jews, because the laws of kashrut forbid mixing milk products with meat. 

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/the-nosher/why-cheesecake-on-shavuot/

Speaking of cheesecake, right before quarantine, I had one of the best cheesecakes I ever had in my life.  I asked for the recipe but I never looked at it until now when  I was reminded by the holiday.  Holy hell, no wonder it was so good, it’s made up of sour cream, cream cheese and heavy whipping cream.  And it’s no bake?!  

Oh, Gary?  I have a favor to ask...

We are so having this for our Shavuot feast tonight.

Seriously, look at this recipe. How can it be bad?

 

 1 9" or 10" graham cracker crust prepared in springform pan

16 oz cream cheese softened to room temperature (450g)

1 cup powdered sugar (150g)

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 teaspoons lemon juice

1/3 cup sour cream (75g)

1 1/2 cup heavy cream 

Additional whipped cream for topping, optional

Instructions

1. Place cream cheese in a large bowl and, using an electric mixer, beat until smooth and creamy.

2. Add powdered sugar and stir until combined.

3. Stir in vanilla extract and lemon juice, pausing to scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl.

4. Add sour cream and stir well.

5. Pour heavy cream into a separate, medium-sized bowl (preferably a chilled metal bowl). Whisk on high speed (preferably using an electric mixer) until stiff peaks are achieved.

6. Fold your whipped cream into cream cheese mixture until smooth and well-combined.

7. Spread cheesecake mixture evenly over prepared graham cracker crust. Cover and refrigerate at least 4 hours or overnight. 

Ugh, I hate that refrigerate and WAIT TO EAT nonsense. You’re really supposed to wait four hours when there’s a cheesecake in the house?

When I was growing up, we had those God awful frozen Sara Lee cheesecakes and no microwaves to defrost them.  I can remember being a stoner teenager with the munchies trying to hurl a frozen brick of cheesecake against the wall to get it to slice or at least be thawed enough not to burn my tongue.

Gary better get started now 😜

So we can’t work in the yard today because of the rain which is a bummer but we’re gonna be brave and put on our masks and run a few errands.  

We’re out of dog treats.  

Heaven forbid.

Tomorrow and Sunday are supposed to be beautiful and to be honest, there’s no way we can do physical labor three days in a row, anyway. I’m still feeling the work we did last weekend.

I’ll say it again - getting older isn’t for sissies 😎

So that’s about it for today.  No words of wisdom, just a banging cheesecake recipe.

Chag Sameach!

Day 74

Day 74, self quarantine.

Good morning.

I’m in a mood.  So let me just get this out of the way. The despicable fake Christian racist rapist squatter in the White House DARED to mock Joe Biden again last night for wearing a mask.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1265851644736081921?s=21

Here’s my reply tweet to him just now.

“Really?  If you weren’t completely incompetent and dementia ridden and had called for a national quarantine and mandatory masks in January when you KNEW about the virus,102,000 Americans wouldn’t be dead, you ridiculous imbecile. #TrumpPandemic”

I’m sorry.  This man is not just the worst president  in American history, he’s the worst person in American history and anyone who supports him is, too.

Okay, I’m done.

Oh, wait, one more tweet I want to post here from writer Matt Haig which I absolutely love:

“Yes lockdown poses its own mental health challenges. But can we please stop pretending our former world of long working hours, stressful commutes, hectic crowds, shopping centres, infinite choice, mass consumerism, air pollution and 24/7 everything was a mental health utopia?”

Right?  This tweet speaks to me.

I’ve been having moments of clarity lately.  I love my job but I want to work remotely forever.  

Speaking of work, I have to head upstairs at dawn again because I’m still in the weeds but woo hoo, after that, I’m finished for the week.  Let the three day weekend commence!  Looks like we’re not going to the beach due to crap weather but that’s okay, we are at the exciting phase of our backyard!  We have just one more barbecue to throw out and we seem to have an astonishing collection of trash can lids...but people, I don’t think it’s premature to say that by next weekend I’m hanging those fairy lights!

Also, my rock painting supplies will be here.

I’m posting some more in progress photos of Gary’s girls.

So that’s about it for today.

I think, anyway.

Onward, apocalypse soldiers!