Monday, June 18, 2018

He's not just a liar, he's a babysnatcher






Dear President Dotard:

First of all, please choke on whatever the hell you are eating.

Second, you are a LIAR.

Third, you are a BABY SNATCHER.

Fourth, you are a MURDERER.

Fifth, your supporters are all of the above, and the stink of their ignorance is worse than a goddamn wet fart after eating noxious supermarket meat and fried onions.

Why don't you just pull down your pants and poop on the American flag, because that's what you and your supporters do every morning, every time you open your mouths.




Yeah, you have it right, Chris.

Ah, my gal Hillary has checked in:



JESUS DID NOT SAY LET THE CHILDREN SUFFER, YOU MORON EVANGELICALS


Ugh, I'm so frustrated today but encouraged by this:


I am in!

So screw you, -45.  We're coming to free the children first, and we're coming for you next to throw you in a prison cell wearing nothing but your wig and an adult diaper.

(I see in today's news you want a space force, because you are ten years old, your parents never played with you, you want things to go BAM! and no one will let you blow up the world.)

Screw you and your toothless, mullet headed hideous base.

Later,
xo

Friday, June 15, 2018

Today in Crackerbox Palace...

Happy Friday.  Welp, today should be interesting.

But let's take a quick look at yesterday:




Are you as outraged as I am?


Can you look at this, have no empathy, and still call yourself a Christian?

Look at these flaming hypocrites, all part of the White House Bible Study Group.  They will all burn in hell, so there's that.


"The first Bible study group held for the U.S. Cabinet in at least 100 years is led by a pastor who believes homosexuality is "illegitimate," who doesn't believe women should preach and has described Catholicism as a "false" religion.

Ten members of the Cabinet, including Vice President Mike Pence, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, sponsor the study group, which holds meetings lasting between one hour and 90 minutes every Wednesday, according to BBC News. It unfolds at a location in Washington, D.C., that is kept secret for security reasons.
Its leader is Ralph Drollinger, a pastor and president of Capitol Ministries: an organization which aims to “evangelize elected officials and lead them toward maturity in Christ.”
So yeah, this is what's ruling our country...the country that was built on separation of church and state.
Puke.
In other news,to repeat what I said above, today should be...interesting.  Will Manafort be jailed?  Will Cohen be indicted?  Will Trump fire Mueller/Rosenstein/Sessions?  Will we rush the White House and drag the traitor out by his tiny dick?
Stay tuned...