Thursday, May 31, 2018
A little more to get off my chest...I f*cking hate the Food Network
Okay, here it is: The Food Network. Wtf has happened to their programming? No, I don't even want to watch Guy Fieri one night a week let alone four nights. Ugh.
As an east coaster, I do not want to be subjected to two hours a day of the god awful Pioneer Woman, a multi-millionaire with a voice like chalk on a blackboard, chopping processed cheese into little cubes and gushing God Bless America.
I don't want to see an aging, anorexic Giada's boobies as she pretends that she eats but really spits in an off-camera bucket.
Why is Jason Smith, a home baker, judging internationally acclaimed famous professional bakers? Why is Scott Conant, clearly uncomfortable in his role of baking host, even on that show in his too tight suit? Give the guy his own show cooking Italian food. And why is Marcella made up and dressed like Barbie?
What happened to shows on actually cooking? All we get are competition shows and ten year old reruns of competition shows.
Finally, are you owned by the pork industry? Why is everything better with bacon? As a vegetarian for close to ten years, your shows are all pork-centric and I really wonder, in light of all of the above, why I still continue to watch.
Oh yeah, Trump is President.