Thursday, May 31, 2018

A little more to get off my chest...I f*cking hate the Food Network

So apparently reading Trump tweets first thing in the morning triggers my anger gene and I figured I'd come here and spout a little more of what's been bugging me in America since the election.

Okay, here it is:  The Food Network.  Wtf has happened to their programming?  No, I don't even want to watch Guy Fieri one night a week let alone four nights.  Ugh.

As an east coaster, I do not want to be subjected to two hours a day of the god awful Pioneer Woman, a multi-millionaire with a voice like chalk on a blackboard, chopping processed cheese into little cubes and gushing God Bless America.

I don't want to see an aging, anorexic Giada's boobies as she pretends that she eats but really spits in an off-camera bucket.

Why is Jason Smith, a home baker, judging internationally acclaimed famous professional bakers?  Why is Scott Conant, clearly uncomfortable in his role of baking host, even on that show in his too tight suit?  Give the guy his own show cooking Italian food.  And why is Marcella made up and dressed like Barbie?

What happened to shows on actually cooking?  All we get are competition shows and ten year old reruns of competition shows.

Finally, are you owned by the pork industry?  Why is everything better with bacon?  As a vegetarian for close to ten years, your shows are all pork-centric and I really wonder, in light of all of the above, why I still continue to watch.

Oh yeah,  Trump is President.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

I’m celebrating...

...because that racist asshat Roseanne is canceled.  Now.  Using that same logic, can we cancel Trump’s presidency? 😎

Saturday, May 26, 2018

I Hate Him and if You Like Him, I Hate You More

So here it is.  For a year and a half I've thought about what to say here.  I wanted to go about it in a thoughtful, philosophical way.  But in light of recent events, the latest of which are children, torn from their mothers' arms, let me just say this.  The President of the United States is a racist, homophobic, lying sack of shit.  And if you support him, so are you, and I will never be your friend.  I literally and figuratively spit in your face.

Now that I've gotten that off my chest, I intend to return here in a positive way.  I have two new books on the horizon and I have friends and family who have made great art.

Stay tuned.