Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Extra, Extra, Read All About It, The Pinball Wizard Has a Miracle Cure...nah...more like, further adventures with Google, etc.


Eric Slick behind the drums at NAMM, January, 2006

Yay! Project Object is in the process of updating their website and Eric Slick is now on the front page! And if you click on "tour dates" there are links to buy tickets to many of the upcoming shows.

So yesterday was way cool -- my blog was mentioned on DGM Live and I ended up meeting all of these really interesting fellow music lovers from literally all over the world who've e-mailed me regarding Adrian Belew and his recent stint with Rock School.

Somehow while corresponding with all of these people I was given this link and if you are a music nut like I am, this will be a fun blog for you to visit daily.

Speaking of blogs, I am a member of a lit blog which is both different and weird so naturally I signed up. Apparently today I'm featured in a little game they play from time to time. I haven't really gotten into using the site to its fullest potential yet but if you are a writer, check it out because you may want to join the site. If you are merely one of my bored readers, at least click on the link and play. Apparently you get to move a photo of my head around but whether you win a prize for turning me into Angelina Jolie or something I can't tell you. Hey, tell you what, if you figure it out, email me and let ME know because I'm too ADD this morning to play myself.

Further adventures on Google: I see Three Days in New York City is being sold on a Christianity website under "religion and spirituality". Ha! That's my first real smile of the day. Should I send them an excerpt from the first chapter? Maybe this one?

"I want you to unpack and show me each item you've brought."

Okay, this is hot but as I'm kneeling down I agonize that my naked ass looks like curds of cottage cheese above the black, sheer thigh high stockings, and even though I've consumed like only two egg whites and four lettuce leafs in the six weeks since we planned this trip, my body gave birth to two children and my stomach will never be flat again. So I try to suck in my gut, keep my balance, and be a sexy game show model all at the same time while I remove each item for his inspection and approval.

Out come the handcuffs, so normal and pedestrian, he immediately tosses them aside. The silk blindfold causes him to smile. But when I hand him the crop, he laughs out loud.

"What the bloody hell is this? A toy for children?"

I think of the more elaborate whips in the sex shop. Hard leather with spikes -- just seeing them caused me apprehension. I bought the beginner model made of leather so soft it felt like velvet. It's short with several hanging suede laces – kind of looks like a horse's tail. Actually, in his hands right now it looks more like a limp dick.

"I'm sorry," I mumble.

"Elizabeth, you coward," he laughs. He starts tickling my naked back with it, running it up and down. "Show me what else you have in that bag."

He continues to lightly run the crop back and forth, up and down, teasing my neck, my shoulders, both arms; and then I show him the nipple clamps. His face brightens when he sees them and he puts down the crop, but not before smacking me with it hard on the ass. Ha! It doesn't hurt at all. Good for me and my wimpishness!

He rips off the packaging and I shiver when I see those screws.

"Stay on your knees," he says, climbing up on the bed and sitting facing me. He attempts to apply the clamps. Yow! This is pain, too, but I think I can handle it -- when he bit me that hurt a lot worse. But the crystal hearts are heavy -- they won't stay on.

"I don't think your tits are right for these," he complains.

Yeah, well, what I want to know is, whose are?"


Ha ha - if you want to read more, you can order Three Days in New York City by clicking on the Amazon link on the right hand side of this blog or get yourself an autographed copy off the Phaze site here. In case you want, um, instant gratification, you can also order the digital version of this book off of my publisher's site right here.

I was not, however, amused to see the following when I googled my name:

Slick Breast, Horny blonde babe showing all her pink goodness!

or even worse --

OFFICIAL KENNY CHESNEY FAN CLUB
Robin Slick: In Her Own Write: April 2005

Oh my god, how appalling is that! Trust me, I never have been or will be a Kenny Chesney fan let alone be in his fucking fan club! (I'd much rather be a horny blonde babe showing all her pink goodness ha ha ha)

In other news, I obviously use blogspot as my "server" here...and too funny, when you go to www.blogger.com, which is the dashboard for this blog, they always have a little list on the right hand side "Blogs We've Noticed Lately"...and oh god, they actually list Neil Gaiman today. C'mon guys, gimme a break. You're just noticing his blog? He gets probably 100,000 hits a day already...you're gonna crash his server and make all of his daily readers cry.

But okay, I admit it: My goal is to some day be on that "Blogs We've Noticed" list.

(Though not for being a member of the official Kenny Chesney fan club I hope)

I'm sure I have more news -- I do have more news -- but both kiddies are out of the house early today and I've fallen behind on my writing, so I really need to go upstairs with my pen and journal and get the hell off line!

Later...
xo

8 comments:

David Niall Wilson said...

Then maybe you'd like to explain THIS missy (lol)

http://www.macabreink.com/images/rchesney.jpg
D

RobinSlick said...

Arghh...David, that is without a doubt the cruelest thing anyone has ever done to me on line and I swear, I'm gonna learn how to work photoshop once and for all just to get even!

Um...in case you want to make it up to me, how about making me one of those with Neil Gaiman instead.

(And I know what you are going to do and the answer is NO. NO I DO NOT WANT A PHOTO OF NEIL WITH KENNY!)

Myfanwy Collins said...

I see Three Days in New York City is being sold on a Christianity website under "religion and spirituality". HA!!! I LOVE that!

David Niall Wilson said...

LMAO..of course, I would never do that because Neil is my FRIEND and I'd like to keep it that way, and Kenny, on the other hand, thinks Tractors are Sexy...which is just weird in ways I don't want to acknowledge.

Now, all I have to do is figure out how to get all those folks on that music blog you found to discover my novel - Deep Blue -- since it's fitting, and all.

http://www.macabreink.com/novels.htm

HEY, ALL OF YOU READING, ROBIN LOVED IT (the book (lol) - you will too. I promise. Really.

With Neil, huh? How about with Adrian?

DNW

David Niall Wilson said...

Here you go...it's a little rough, but I'm sure the camera was just out of focus...

http://www.macabreink.com/images/rneil.jpg

RobinSlick said...

Hi, Myf! I feel like I haven't "seen" you in a while...are you breaking from Zoetrope, too? Man, it gets easier with each passing day. But of course that's because I have this blog as my pacifier now.

David, David, David. How do I thank you for that last photo? Neil Gaiman and Robin Slick, together at last. I've already saved it to my photobucket site. Actually, it will probably go on the blog tomorrow as the opening photo.

Sigh...

And yes, people, especially music lovers, should check out your journal and buy your book Deep Blue because it's fucking fantastic.

David Niall Wilson said...

You have no idea how hard it was for me not to create a photo of you staring wistfully at a tractor and with a caption saying "it's so SEXY" (lol). This is all, of course, in retaliation for mentioning crops, handcuffs and such on a blog I read at work...

D

RobinSlick said...

Ha! Oh my god, David, your comments are better than my initial blog posts.

Now get busy -- I sent you more photos.

(I seriously can't stop laughing. I really need to get my ass upstairs or build myself a writing cabin...)

(and I know it's old already, but yep, my word verification right now is dckbob. Interpret it as you will..)