Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Oh hell...



Yes. That is the international symbol for the flu bug.

God damn it, it found my house. Worse, it found me.

Be back later. Must go upstairs and pass out.

Figures. I have the usual gossip of the day but I'm too sick to share at the moment. Just came down to check my email and no one even wrote to me.

Worse, I am in LAST PLACE in the current 2004 Best New Blog contest.

What, I have no friends? I'm not cheating? What?

The foot fetish guy is running away with second place.

Please help me. And please buy my book. And if you know of any who still make house calls, please send a doctor to my house with some medicine.

Sob...