So I wrote a new book, it's called Suicide Blonde.
Here's the elevator pitch:
"A writer's offbeat, honest look at decades of living hard and her desire to delay senility long enough to bitch about it."
Anyway, today Moon Magazine was kind enough to publish the only serious chapter in the book, though I hope you still have some laugh out loud moments, and you can read it right here.
Let me know how you like it. xo.